He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

In order for us to begin something we have to start.

You learn about equality in history and civics, but you find out life is not really like that.

I think because my brother was an actor and I just saw how he struggled through, I guess I'm sensitive to it.

Empty-brained triflers who have never tried to think, who take their creed as they take their fashions, speak of atheism as the outcome of foul life and vicious desires.

Well, I was born to people raised in 1889.

The consolation of reading biography: Most great men have led lives even more miserable than our own.

Do not confound noise with fame. The man who is remembered, is not always honored.

What punishments of God are not gifts?

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

Media bias has been a favorite theme of the Right for decades, of course.