He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

You’re . . . their absolute fantasy. Of course I’m jealous. You’re their fantasy and mine.

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.

Our needs are our greatest asset. It turns out I've learned to give all the things that I need.

I went through a period when I felt my film characters were having more fun than I was. It might partly explain why I ended up tattooed or doing certain extreme things in my life.

It was most essential for me to have a normal life in the real world as a counterpoise to that strange inner world. My family and my profession remained the base to which I could return.

The big problem in making the hard decisions has much to do with the personal and professional well-being of the person making the call.

The drop in pending home sales is an affirmation that we are experiencing a modest slowing in the housing sector.

A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart.

The first-beginnings of things cannot be distinguished by the eye.

Literature is always what the dominant ideology recognizes as literature.