He's the only man I know who could start an argument with himself. (on Craig Bellamy)

When Gazza was dribbling he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

We can't replace Gary Speed - where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.

Well we got nine and you can't score more than that

Home advantage gives you an advantage

The first 90 minutes of the match are the most important.

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

Practice makes permanent.

Life is but a breath.The end of life is the last breath of a man.

Adversity causes some men to break others to break records.

Faith is the black person's federal reserve system.

We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.

It's hard to act terrified when you have 200 crew members around you.

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

Who is there who can make muddy waters clear? But if allowed to remain still, it will gradually clear itself.

I thought if war did not include killing, I'd like to see one every year.

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.

You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.