He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Being upbeat is the key to life.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

British business is disappointed that the MPC felt unable to act more boldly to counter the worsening economic circumstances and the sharp slowdown in the pace of economic activity,.

When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

However, if the long shot is your only shot, then you have to take it.

Switching to the outfield was the best break I ever got.

It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

Fatal accidents never happen because of just one mistake. It takes a whole chain of stupids lining up just so to put a full stop at the end of an epitaph.

The success of I Love Lucy is something that happens only once in a lifetime, if you are fortunate enough to have it happen at all.

I do dislike people with Moral Aims. Everyone asks me why I learn Arabic, and when I say I just like it, they looked shocked and incredulous.

What was it like working with John Carmack on Quake? Like being strapped onto a rocket during takeoff – in the middle of a hurricane.

I was a girl and became a woman. Something about having the freedom at home to be in the position I wanted, to have the people I wanted, was empowering.

Britain has the IRA and no one cancels concerts there.