He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance, " I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Have you been hitting the wine or my mother's brownies again?

I think it is really important to have a sense of business. As a designer you can get so wrapped up in the design and fashion side that you forget the business side.

Man is the result of a purposeless and natural process that did not have him in mind

Vishous, could you stop grinning like that? You're beginning to freak me out.

irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it.

Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long.

Even if your goose habitually lays golden eggs, it will still be cooked.

I'm playing; I'm here. I'm going to fight until they tell me they don't want me anymore.