He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

We pay billions - hundreds of billions of dollars to supporting other countries that are in theory wealthier than we are.

I know the media likes to personalize political debates, and I know the government will demonize me.

But even in the Christian religion, much of its real meaning is hidden by words that are misleading and symbols that but few understand.

I had decided I wanted to write about food, and I knew the only way to do that is to speak with authority, which meant learning the language and knowing what that experience is like.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I think of myself as a mum who finds the time to go to work. I have to check myself for baby sick before I walk out of the house in the morning. I am really a mum I know I am a great mother.

No one gets out of this world alive, so the time to live, learn, care, share, celebrate, and love is now.

We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren't true. It's always better with the truth.

I get really bad plane bloat. Your body and your face and everything swells. I could never get rid of it. It stays with you.

A father's death is the most important event, the more heartbreaking and poignant loss in a man's life.