He set the suitcases in the back then tossed her the keys. "You drive."She repressed a smile as she climbed behind the wheel. "With each passing day, your reasons for wanting a wife become clearer.

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character...-annabelle granger

It's nonverbal: I need love. I need the thing that happens when your brain shuts off and your heart turns on. And I know it's around me somewhere, but I just can't feel it.

Winning big in life has never been a result of playing too safe.

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his?

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I say that every prince must desire to be considered merciful and not cruel. He must, however, take care not to misuse this mercifulness.

It's been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis.

C'mon, we're actors. We love the attention. We love the applause. We sure don't like to be rejected.

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

Art should be as inclusive as possible. That's why I like bringing the low form of puppetry and elevating it into a sculpture form, but it's still a puppet also.

Next to a sincere compliment, I think I like a well-deserved and honest rebuke.