He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Turn your adversity into building blocks for the palace of your dreams.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

There's no question that [Donald] Trump got elected because of rural America. And our party still is in denial. They don't get it.

You may find another Beckham or Ronaldo, but never ever will you find another Sir Alex Ferguson.

True knowledge never shuts the door on more knowledge, but zeal often does.

All perception is colored by emotion.

I was well-rounded, I'd been to college. It wasn't that I couldn't do anything else. I wanted to stay in sports, but if I couldn't think, how was I going to play?

War has been with us ever since the dawn of civilization. Nothing has been more constant in history than war.

A lot of [my] songs have a sexuality to them, a vibe to them. ... I call it sexy rock and roll.

Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people can't resist telling others about you