He speaks in your voice, American, and there's a shine in his eye that's halfway hopeful.

I like the construction of sentences and the juxtaposition of words-not just how they sound or what they mean, but even what they look like.

I think more than writers, the major influences on me have been European movies, jazz, and Abstract Expressionism.

We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.

As technology advances in complexity and scope, fear becomes more primitive.

No sense of the irony of human experience, that we are the highest form of life on earth, and yet ineffably sad because we know what no other animal knows, that we must die.

I've come to think of Europe as a hardcover book, America as the paperback version.

I don’t want your candor. I want your soul in a silver thimble.

What we are reluctant to touch often seems the very fabric of our salvation.

California deserves whatever it gets. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.

A writer takes earnest measures to secure his solitude and then finds endless ways to squander it.

The obvious can sometimes be illuminating when perceived in an unhabitual way.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

They'll die in overtime

Everyone we love builds a home in our heart. And when they are gone we spend eternity staring at their empty seat.

Preventing the new generation from changing in any deep way is what most societies require of their educators.

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.

We are working hard to build a service that everyone, everywhere can use, whether they are a person, a company, a president or an organisation working for change

If you don't respect nothin' else, you will respect this hustle.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.