He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I believe that at the very root of our humanity is a passion to create value with heart, to work alongside others who care, and to make a difference.

Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.

For a moment, Blake said nothing. After chewing on her venom for a moment, he shrugged. “I would rather you hate me for who I am than love me for who I’m not.

This is a business built on promotion. We've been giving music away to radio stations for 30 years.

A tiny remnant of a big thing is better than a whole little thing.

All the guys in the locker room will give me a hard time and call me Robin Thicke or call me Justin Bieber.

If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.

I went to this tattoo parlor in the East Village and I got an outline of a violin on my lower back. They call them tramp stamps now.

The true basis of religion is not belief, but intuitive experience. Intuition is the soul’s power of knowing God. To know what religion is really all about, one must know God.

Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.