He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

One of these days I'm going to put my body where my mind is.

I think it is all a matter of love: the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is.

You make a movie for 9k for the freedom it allows you.

I'm not into killing living things, you know, but I'll always have guns.

It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new.

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

O Lord Most-wise, strengthen us by Your power that we not fear the non-believing world neither when they lash us with whips nor when they insult us with words for Your sake.

If you like not hanging, drown yourself; Take some course for your reputation.

I have the coolest parents.

I'm kind of a homebody.