He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Without differentiation you have no brand

In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently.

Letting go of its good players, like Özil, the ones who know how to play football – that did surprise me.

I think Trump's attention span is super low. I don't think he has the expertise to actually run a foreign policy.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner, And take to light claret instead of pale ale; Look down with an utter contempt upon butter, And never touch bread till its toasted--or stale.

The english word thanks comes from the same root word as think. Maybe if leaders were more 'think-ful' about the contribution of others, they would be more 'thankful' to them.

A person dishonored is worst than dead.

There weren't paparazzi standing outside. There weren't all these photographers. People really didn't know what fashion was and what was happening in the tents.

How real is history? Is it just an enormous soup so full of disparate ingredients that it is uncharacterizable?