He that has a penny in his purse, is worth a penny: Have and you shall be esteemed.

The mind longs for what it has missed.

Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend the gifts of nature.

Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination.

Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

Nothing is falser than people's preconceptions and ready-made opinions; nothing is sillier than their sham morality.

The world wants to be deceived.

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb

Women are one and all a set of vultures.

A man who is always ready to believe what is told him will never do well, especially a businessman.

Leave your home, O youth, and seek out alien shores. A wider range of life has been ordained for you.

I don’t care how smart you are. You’ll never understand how little you really know until you’ve had a woman.

Embody the character of the kingdom and it will manifest

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

Reason transformed into prejudice is the worst form of prejudice, because reason is the only instrument for liberation from prejudice.

When you grow up, your heart dies.

Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush.

A cardinal rule of bureaucracy is that it is better to extend an error than to admit a mistake.

If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we must accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a few trespassers.

If you see a better world, you're morally obligated to create it

Every time I toe the rubber, it's no different for me than it was in the World Series.