He that mischief hatcheth, mischief catcheth.

The early bird catches the worm.

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks

Betwixt the stirrup and the ground Mercy I asked, mercy I found.

The sea hath fish for every man.

All the proof of a pudding is in the eating.

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.

My friend, judge not me, Thou seest I judge not thee; Betwixt the stirrop and the ground, Mercy I askt, mercy I found.

Better halfe a loafe than no bread.

Better a bad excuse, than none at all.

God sendeth cold after clothes.

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.

If you write a kid's book only for kids, then you have failed.

If you just play really hard, he says, nothing else matters.

Never in my life had I been more frustrated. Go figure it wouldn't be with a human but a freaking alien. At least I now knew that the male species were asses no matter what planet they hailed from.

There is no country in the world in which everything can be provided for by the laws, or in which political institutions can prove a substitute for common sense and public morality.

I can't say what Danny Kaye is like in private life. There are too many of them.

Success is the result achieved when nobody answers.

The essence of generosity is letting go. Pain is always a sign that we are holding on to something - usually ourselves.

A good idea is like a lighted match, easily blown out by the cold winds of rigid management.

So when you look at the eschaton what you see, strangely enough, is your own face.