He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

For me, God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit have always been my closest friends in this journey.

There, where I have passed, the grass will never grow gain.

It is blessed to eat into the very soul of the Bible until the very essence of the Bible flows from you.

The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave.

The accursed power which stands on privilege( and goes with women, champagne and bridge) Broke - and democracy resumed her reign ( which goes with bridge and women and champagne.

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.

Think about me lightly, think of me, and forget.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

We learn through experience and experiencing, and no one teaches anyone anything.