He wants Obama to do one thing, call him ... He said, if you can, Dennis, I don't want to do war. I don't want to do war. He said that to me.

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

Don't let what other people think decide who you are.

My rookie year, I was very immature.

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

You can love me or you can hate me.

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

There's no image we can't improve.

Words themselves are neutral. It's the charge we add to them that matters

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

Don't be so busy trying to make a living that you're too busy to make a life.

Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.

Another cause of confusion, and the resulting feelings of nervousness, hurry, and anxiety, is the absurd habit of trying to do many things at one time.

I’m not into the whole Austrian type, strongly libertarian economics. I like more mainstream economics.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

When you live with the Devil you learn there's a God very quickly.

Words belong to each other.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.