He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

When I tell you "forever", I mean it.

Love who you are and want you want to be.

We are stimulated to emotional response, not by works that confirm our sense of the world, but by works that challenge it.

Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!

Sometimes, well, all the time, I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff, and then maybe I think of it like five days later.

A perfect marriage is as rare as a perfect love. Could it be otherwise, when both men and women are so imperfect? Could aught else be expected? Yet all do expect it.

With young people, there's often that carelessness, allowing yourself to get into danger - recklessness, I suppose.

People of delicate health, selfish dispositions, and coarse minds, can always bear the sufferings of others placidly.

I decided to create a really good laptop recording situation and to learn how to write that way, rather than have the perfect stuff around.

No man is bound by the words themselves, either to kill himselfe, or any other man.