He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Dedication requires a specific sacrifice and for many Christians this becomes a stumbling block

She is the weakness you think of as strength while I am the strength you have no idea is there.

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

Destiny bears us to our lot, and destiny is perhaps our own will.

We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

A lot of actors flame out.

The good and the bad, the sugar and the salt, the kicks and the kisses—what’s come before and what will come after, you and me—

Be gentle and you can be bold; be frugal and you can be liberal; avoid putting yourself before others and you can become a leader among men.

All feelings are acceptable, but all behavior isn't.

I think the age we're living in is starting to get scary.