He was foolish enough to fall completely in love with someone who didn't think he had a heart.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

The scriptures are the instruments and how to use these instruments is a science itself. One goes wandering around for infinite lives because he doesn’t have the knowledge of this science!

People divulge things to you that they would not divulge to anyone else.

One man's fool is just another man's savior.

In books, sometimes the foreshadowing is so obvious that you know what’s going to happen. But knowing what happens isn’t the same as knowing how it happens. Getting there is the best part.

Fiction becomes a weird way to countenance yourself and to tell the truth instead of being a way to escape yourself or present yourself in a way you figure you will be maximally likable.

When I kept surfing, surfing kept me.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

You just can’t live in Texas/if you don’t have a lot of soul.

I'm rather bored by the subject - meaning me. It's a sort of a yoke, but at times you know, a yoke is a kind of comfort. And it's always there.

I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.