He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.

Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.

Your first try will be wrong. Budget and design for it.

It was kind of sort of the heavens opened up and I realized that Bach, at least, you know - out of all the classical music - needs to be a big part of my life.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

Happiness has to do with how quickly you vibrate. Meditation is a process of speeding up the vibration.

I just want pieces of the world.

Who walks around proud of things they've done? That's an obnoxious quality.

I have the fault of being a little more sincere than is proper.

Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.

Your life is built on when love dies.