He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Watson fully comprehended the fact that occasionally it is useful for one’s adversaries to underestimate one’s abilities.”~Sherlock Holmes

The scene is France. The theater is the world.

I didn't know I was a slave until I found out I couldn't do the things I wanted.

Peace of mind! All we need is peace of mind!

The assumption of Jesus' program for his people on earth was that they would live their lives as his students and co-laborers.

I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me

I believe that most of what was said of God was in reality said of that Spirit whose body is Earth.

The job of the color photographer is to provide some level of abstraction that can take the image out of the daily.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

In addition to the dread of Indians, Texas held out no inducements for Mexican emigrants.