He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream, too.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

For you are you, and I am I, and once we were we… but as long as I exist and so do you – know that I will always love you.

Age was respected among his people, but achievement was revered. As the elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings.

The greatest good we can do in helping others become what they can become will be to lead them to the Savior.

I love this sport and I absolutely love the support you guys give me; and I will continue to do it until I can't.

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

It's not about the outside, it's the inside. But dressing on the outside can help the inside.

There clearly are cases where evil people exist, but you don't have to violate the privacy of every single citizen of America to find them.

And I leave you now, not with sadness but with satisfaction and joy that we came together and walked, arm in arm, through this brief moment of eternity. Who could ask for more?

The hard part is that this is a very fine line. There's right on one side of it, and crazy on the other.