He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

Vulnerability supported by love is perhaps the most powerful catalyst for real connection.

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

Every beautiful girl need to hear some cute words but only one who deserve it.

The arts vividly illustrate the fact that neither words in their literal form nor numbers exhaust what we can know. The limits of our language do not define the limits of our cognition.

There are things that are a given, that you've already established, and obviously, visually, certain iconic things that can't be completely removed, like a certain hat or a certain coat in my case.

It may be in seemingly unimportant things that a man expresses his passion for perfection, yet they will count heavily in the long run.

Why would you want to be anything else if you're Mick Jagger?

There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

Kashmir is the real test of secularism in India.

The world is in such a bad condition that if they don't find what you call a redeemer, every man, woman and child on this planet will be eliminated.