He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

The more you give, the less you need.

There's no greater proof of an impoverished mind than its inability to be witty except at other people's expense.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

We must now brace ourselves for disquisitions on peer pressure, adolescent anomie, and rage.

I find it odd that theres such strong objection to what is a clear way to assure that our elections are reliable and we can do a recount if there are any questions.

A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.

The future started yesterday, and we're already late.

If one book's done this well, you want to write another one that does just as well. There's that horror of the second novel that doesn't match up.

I was kind of a misfit, and when my mother died, I had to become an adult, something that I never thought I would ever be.

Twenty thousand birds moved away from me as one, like a ground-hugging white cloud, clucking softly.