He who has no sympathy with myths has no sympathy with men.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Communication with God should not be a one-way traffic.

If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

When you're reading from a different language that's different from your own, it's not the same as being fluent.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

I think the reason that a lot of people have to have a lot of people around is just about being smart and knowing what you want to talk about.

It's true that many say that [they] object to the idea of "human nature," but it's not clear what that is supposed to mean. Are we different from ants?

Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard as iron.

If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.