He who is shipwrecked the second time cannot lay the blame on Neptune.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A joy that's shared is a joy made double.

The shortest answer is doing.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Two heads are better than one.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Many things are lost for want of asking.

What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

A burnt child dreads the fire.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Life is stronger than you are, even when you deny it, even when you neglect it, even when you refuse to admit it.

Rowl felt sure that Bridget's fragile feelings would be crushed if he denied her the pleasure of sharing her meat with him.

Once you have commitment, you need the discipline and hard work to get you there.

Belief sometimes precedes understanding; faith sometimes precedes scientific evidence.

I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.

I liked the bit about quarter to eleven.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

A tautology's truth is certain, a proposition's possible, a contradiction's impossible.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.