He who knoweth the reader, doeth nothing more for the reader. Another century of readers - and spirit itself will stink.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

When you make things too easy on someone, you’re giving them a discount on your worth.

Decency is such a rare thing in this world, and it can only be repaid with loyalty.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

I shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazing the stars.

I can always tell when you're reading somewhere in the house,' my mother used to say. 'There's a special silence, a reading silence.

Somewhere along the way in your life, the world and its people will have a problem with you. That's their problem. Not yours.

Nothing dries sooner than a tear.

The worst of all deceptions is self-deception.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

A few years ago, (Barack Obama) would have been getting us coffee.