He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe.

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinions than our own.

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.

Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

...some things are better left in the past. And true things are destined to repeat themselves.

Nobody calls me 'blondie' and keeps their kneecaps.

...being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.

Is that gallantry I smell, or just stupidity? The two scents are much alike, as I recall.

The contempt of money is no more a virtue than to wash one's hand is one; but one does not willingly shake hands with a man that never washes his.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Fear is a friend who's misunderstood

An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think.

...She Let Him Just Sit There and Be Happy.

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?