He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

An unknown road will always lead somewhere where you haven't been before.

And sometimes you realize the value of the rain by knowing how unreliable and vanishing the rainbow is.

The purpose of life is to live it.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it

Spirituality is a kind of virgin wisdom, a knowing that comes prior to experience.

I think fashion has a lot to do with passion and that's where you get your inspiration.

God's love is unbounded. It has no limits.

The search for the means to put an end to things, an end to speech, is what enables the discourse to continue.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

My diagnosis," he said "for better or worse, is that your son is the result of an old pharaoh's curse.