He who praises everybody, praises nobody.

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

A man who uses a great many words to express his meaning is like a bad marksman who, instead of aiming a single stone at an object, takes up a handful and throws at it in hopes he may hit.

There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

LOVE is and will ALWAYS be the greatest GIFT ƸӜƷ

For the record, you are knocking it out of the park with this speech.

I sublet place to place with my fiancé. We don't really have a home. I haven't had a proper home for years.

Women, children, Tyroleans and preachers want to create a new kingdom of God, but the God of their kingdom looks like women, children, preachers, and Tyrolians.

Evil is in antagonism with the entire creation.

We don't want to push our ideas on to customers, we simply want to make what they want.

You can learn from everybody.

The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree.

I look back on my years as a Wall Street lawyer as time spent in a foreign country.

Well, Bud," he said, looking at me, "I'll be damned if you don't go to a lot of trouble to have your fun. Kidnapping, then fighting. What do you do on your holidays? Burn houses?