He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

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When the power of LOVE is more important than the love of money, religion and power, and people realize that the most important things in this life are NOT things, the world will finally know peace.

It's only life. We all get through it.

I get so sad that sad gets to be.So scared that all my feelings they up and leave me. I got so city girl on you. I go so crazy I don't know what to do.

Open your mind and let the universe speak to you

I'm a multi-tasker. I was down with that stuff before they invented the term.

She is like a revolving lighthouse; pitch darkness alternating with a dazzling brilliancy!

For every person that likes you there is going to be a person that doesn't like you. It's the nature of humanity.

If you paint from 35mm Kodachrome, you end up with a 4x5 foot Kodachrome!

But there comes a time in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among human beings or nota fool among fools or a fool alone.

I mostly want to be friends with my children.