He whose faith never doubted, may justly doubt of his faith.

God would not have made the universe as it is unless He intended us to understand it.

God [is] the author of the universe, and the free establisher of the laws of motion.

... even when we find not what we seek, we find something as well worth seeking as what we missed.

The gospel comprises indeed, and unfolds, the whole mystery of mans redemption, as far forth as it is necessary to be known for our salvation.

From a knowledge of His work, we shall know Him.

As the sun is best seen at his rising and setting, so men's native dispositions are clearest seen when they are children, and when they are dying.

Nature always looks out for the preservation of the universe.

Sound consists of an undulating motion of the air.

There is no less invention in aptly applying a thought found in a book, than in being the first author of the thought.

I am not ambitious to appear a man of letters: I could be content the world should think I had scarce looked upon any other book than that of nature.

The idea of perfection always gives one a chance to talk without knowing facts.

The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.

I love the idea that more people would read short fiction. I think it's such a humanizing form. It softens the boundaries between people.

In my opinion eight years as president is enough and sometimes too much for any man to serve in that capacity.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

I hope I'll keep people up at night, unable to stop turning pages. That's my goal: exhausted, emotionally drained readers who can't stop crying.

Satan's successes are the greatest when he appears with the name of God on his lips.

The real problem is that we use too much oil. It's that simple and that difficult. If we truly want to reduce our vulnerability to high prices, the best way to do so is to reduce consumption.

Forgiveness is Truth itself. It is Righteousness, it is the Veda. It is the supreme virtue in this world.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.