He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Don’t play for safety. It’s the most dangerous thing in the world.

Keep true. Never be ashamed of doing right. Decide what you think is right and stick to it.

Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country, you know. So subtlety's not my forte.

If you miss one moment of enjoying your own life and relationships because you're trying to punish someone else, the bad guy wins.

Shed not for her a bitter tear; Nor give the heart to vain regret. Tis but the casket that lies here; the gem that fills it sparkles yet.

The way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon.

In going too far, they [presidents] have taken away the individual rights of American citizens.

Keep saying hello to people. They will be the differentiator for you for the rest of your life.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.