Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Cinema is the ultimate pervert art. It doesn't give you what you desire - it tells you how to desire.

Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

Hunter versus prey, and the look in his eyes told her, in no uncertain terms, eating her alive was a distinct possibility.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If the tonal predominates, which we see now more in the world, there's no mystery - understanding of consciousness or awareness.

Loving life is a two-way street... We don't receive care and compassion if we don't extend them to others.

I've written many extra verses to songs that I learned to sing - an extra verse about a friend, or just add some verse - and that led to writing my own songs.

It is only with the passions of others that we are ever really familiar, and what we come to discover about our own can only be learned from them.

Love / Through all the ups and downs the joys and hurts / Love / For better or worse I still will choose you first