Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

Poetry keeps mein a highly drunken stateof divinity.

Man wanted a home, a place for warmth, or comfort, first of physical warmth, then the warmth of the affections.

The manager swiftly overtook him, sliding effortlessly past the skinny Englishman, with the practiced ease of someone used to slinking around ailing, despotic monarchs.

Photography is a way of putting distance between myself and the work which sometimes helps me to see more clearly what it is that I have made.

If you believe in living a respectable life, you believe in self-help which is the best help!

But 40 told me to do me and don't listen to anybody that knew me. Cause to have known me would mean that there's a new me and if you think I've changed, then the slightest could have fooled me.

It's the imperfections that make things beautiful.

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.

True art is made noble and religious by the mind producing it.