Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

I think a lot of people have a vision of L.A. in which TV executives and movie directors plan their latest productions by the swimming pool.

In the town live witches nine: three in worsted, three in rags, and three in velvet fine.

You’re the missing piece I need The song inside of me I need to find you I gotta find you

When you're educated, you must offer others a road to success.

I think one of the most interesting things about automation isn't on the practical side. I think it's about creating magic and wonder and moments of splendor.

Bulgaria has been deindustrialized by interest groups who extracted state assets like oil states extract the oil in their ground.

I also work out because I have scoliosis. I have to maintain certain strength in my core.

Without self-discipline, a noncommissioned officer can never develop or maintain personal integrity.