Health food makes me sick.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Leaders are not born, but made as a result of hard work

110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom

In healthy individuals, emotions don't distort rationality, they enhance it!

I don't necessarily believe in the ideology of cinema verité. I think by the very fact that you have a camera there you are affecting the story and you are influencing it.

Every single cell in your body is affected by every single thought that you have.

Our Business here is not to know all things, but those which concern our conduct.

Oh, the holiness of being the injured party.

The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.

We try not to talk much about mental fatigue.

As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue.