Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

Newspapers are the world's mirrors.

A figure skater is not just a figure skater who does great jumps. He is an artist on ice.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.

The world of crime is a last refuge of the authentic, uncorrupted, spontaneous event.

The more you respect and focus on the singular and the strange, the more you become aware of the universal and infinite.

If you wish to succeed, you must brave the risk of failure.

I can't recall a day this year or last when I did not hear the name of Babe Ruth.

I don't make proper flower arrangements; mine just grow, like the garden.