Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness.

With malice toward none with charity for all with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right let us strive on to finish the work we are in to bind up the nation's wounds.

Women always want to be what they're not: If you're the pretty girl, you want to be the quirky girl. If you're the smart girl, you want to be the pretty girl.

I think art is definitely a great thing, and looked at as a way to open people up.

The heart has arguments with which the logic of mind is not aquainted.

Each audience seems to have a life of its own, which is why watching the show regularly is so exciting, because it's always a different experience.

Home is the sacred refuge of our life.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

Disillusion can become itself an illusion If we rest in it.

My first mission is to take care of our troops. I take that mission very personally.