Hearing that I'd come so close to dying should've terrified me, but all I could muster up was a weary "This day sucks.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Wisdom is seeing something in a non-habitual manner.

If you can not get the results you need yourself, then it is time to get help from somewhere else.

I'd rather do movies 'cause I am better at movies, but I do shows 'cause the opportunities have come forward.

My folks were farm people from Nebraska, so I like home cooking.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

You can be Han Solo," he said, kissing her throat. "And I'll be Boba Fett. I'll cross the sky for you.

You open doors when you open books... doors that swing wide to unlimited horizons of knowledge, wisdom, and inspiration that will enlarge the dimensions of your life.

Hours of preparation for something that is excecuted, with extreme precision, in a few minutes. Just as with a judo throw.