Hearts don't come when Reason whistles to 'em.

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt.

Nobody who is somebody looks down on anybody.

As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.

One must desire something to be alive.

Self-sacrifice which denies common sense is not a virtue. It's a spiritual dissipation.

One must desire something to be alive; perhaps absolute satisfaction is only another name for Death.

I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge.

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

Nothing may be more selfish than remorse.

A letter is a risky thing; the writer gambles on the reader's frame of mind.

Only those means of security are good are certain are lasting that depend on yourself and your own vigor.

Joy is the clearest indicator of deep wellness.

My humanity is bound up in yours, for we can only be human together.

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

People say I'm the white Aretha Franklin. I wish I was her.

The Patriot Act makes a mockery of the Sixth Amendment, which protects your right to a speedy and public trial, and your right to the assistance of counsel for your defense.

To lose a friend is the greatest of all losses.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

Sadness usually results from one of the following causes either when a man does not succeed, or is ashamed of his success.

Great minds think alike.