Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Love is a blend of heart and mind, it creates a euphoric fusion of energy and intellect, to induce a transformation in life as the Rays of Love gradually befall.

All of us can lie but it is not a must that we should lie.

I'm affected by my environment. Los Angeles makes me defensive and wary.

Whatever suffering there is in this world,all arises from desiring only myself to be happy.And whatever joy there is in this world,all arises from desiring to share my happiness with everyone.

The function of protecting and developing health must rank even above that of restoring it when it is impaired.

There's a difference between those two [George Soroses and the Tom Steyers] and the Kochs that I think is important.

I don't necessarily like being defined by my profession.

I understand that people might be poor if they don't have any work, but I don't accept that someone is poor if they've worked really hard.

The people cannot be all, and always well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive.

When you’re unsure, jump with your eyes closed and legs wide open