Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global warming.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Peace should be the only highway of life that we should build all over the world.

Corporate rule number 7

He had his treasure, but finally all he wanted was his family. And peace.

The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well-meaning.

All humans are born with raw creativity ability, but not all creativities are created equal.

Success is the sum of small efforts - repeated day in and day out.

One of the greatest tazkiya (purification) of the nafs (self) is to part with your money and to give it to people who deserve it.

I will set a target for the reduction of (government) employees ... I will implement the reduction of the total personnel costs of the employees.

Lovers embrace that which is between them rather than each other.

If you want to see why President Obama is worried this November, watch The Hope and the Change.