Heaven goes by favor if it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

There are days we all live with defensive thoughts in our mind. Without losing these thoughts we can’t totally be ourselves, and enjoy life's freedom of the heart.

I do not know which of us has written this page.

Politics as a practice whatever its professions has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.

The audience likes to be taken on new journeys.

With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end.

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

There is absolutely no disconnect between common sense gun safety measures and protecting the Second Amendment rights of gun owners.

Lowly, unpurposeful and random as they may appear, sidewalk contacts are the small change from which a city's wealth of public life may grow.

When you’re young, the goal is to have a hit. You get a little older and the goal becomes to get to make another record.

Lord, it is my chief complaint, That my love is weak and faint; Yet I love thee and adore, Oh for grace to love thee more!