Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

Some people only dream of success… while others wake up and use Cosmic Ordering.

Freedom isn't a hope for those who live in a cage.

The greatest sorrow in the life of a peasant is that his donkey is lost. And the greatest happiness is that he finds it back.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

If faith itself has different dresses worn, What wonder modes in wit should take their turn?

If there are people you haven't forgiven, you're not going to really awaken. You have to let go.

Do not judge others. Be your own judge and you will be truly happy. If you will try to judge others, you are likely to burn your fingers.

Let us open up our natures, throw wide the doors of our hearts and let in the sunshine of good will and kindness.

The saint is hilarious when he is crushed with difficulties because the thing is so ludicrously impossible to anyone but God.

I love 'Safe Men.' Now it's getting all this culty kind of - it just came out on DVD. That was awesome. I read that script, I never laughed so hard in my life.