Heaven ne'er helps the men who will not act.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.

The dice of Zeus always fall luckily.

Always desire to learn something useful

Believe that a further shore is reachable from here.

All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride.

Children are the anchors of a mother's life.

There is nothing more hateful than bad advice.

Go then if you must, but remember, no matter how foolish your deeds, those who love you will love you still.

What greater wound is there than a false friend?

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

IT IS QUITE ENOUGH IF A HUMAN BEING HAS BUT ONE FIELD WHERE HE OR SHE IS STRONG. IF A HUMAN BEING WERE STRONG IN EVERY FIELD, IT WOULDN'T BE NICE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, WOULD IT?

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I, ' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher.

Intent is what can make a man succeed when his thoughts tell him that he is defeated.

Forgive me for noting that conservatives seem to believe that the rich will work harder if we give them more, and the poor will work harder if we give them less.

By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

History is the long and tragic story of the fact that privileged groups seldom give up their privileges voluntarily.

It's so French to be a cat person.

Giving the Linus Torvalds Award to the Free Software Foundation is a bit like giving the Han Solo Award to the Rebel Alliance.