Heaven offers nothing that a mercenary soul can desire.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Your calling should be a pointer for your skill development

With such a worshipping wife, it was hardly possible that any natural defects in it should not be increased. The extreme sweetness of her temper must hurt his.

The dumb-manager theory of business problems just didn't hold water for me. There had to be a deeper reason why smart people would make decisions that lead to failure.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

You can make money two ways - make more, or spend less.

Your ‘brand’ is what your customers think of you, not what you think of you.

I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something.

The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

You can always tell when the groove is working or not.