Heaven will display far more variety than Hell.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

the church should just stay out of people's pants.

Wisdom is a sacred gift from God.

Roger Federer is stylish.

I don't consider my work a job. I consider it a career. And you don't quit a career.

The bird of truth would not be able to fly if it weren't for the air of lies we breathe.

To think that this is the only universe, that the physical creation is all there is, these are the dogmas of our times.

Blessed with some success, so I'mma try my best to live my life right. When I see God, he'll be impressed.

I was elated, ecstatic and extremely surprised that we were successful.

If something great comes off with the potential TV series, I will go straight to an investor this time and put my money in whatever they invest in.

An industrial system predicated on the delusion of limitless expansion will, in time, consume its own basis of support.