Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Don’t cry and don’t rage. Understand.

Each day death corrodes what we call living, and life ceaselessly swallows our desire for the void.

So the story of man runs in a dreary circle, because he is not yet master of the earth that holds him.

I had but one love and it is gone and now there is nothing and I tell you, that is the most awful feeling in the world.

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars.

Kill me, little sister. Kill me and you kill Jace, too.

I do some messing around with things, not necessarily about me but about place and people and the things around.

Not only am I younger, but I'm better looking.

One of the cosmic laws, I think, is that whatever we hold in our thought will come true in our experience.

Christians, like snowflakes, are frail, but when they stick together they can stop traffic.