Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

No answer to prayer is an indication of our merit every answer to prayer is an indication of God's mercy.

The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.

Until one looks back on one's own past one fails to realise what an extraordinary view of the world a child has.

... love is an act of sedition, a revolt against reason, an uprising in the body politic, a private mutiny.

All male animals, including men, when they are in love, are apt to behave in ways that seem ludicrous to bystanders.

What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.

The temptations to wrong are many; they spring out of a corrupt nature.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

The body is a bundle of careful compromises.